I know what you're thinking. Where can I go to catch up on all the other Bitchfist Stories? Well, look no further, fucknuts! The archive is now active and all of your favorite yarns are sorted in chronological order! You're so fucking welcome!

Meet Bitchfist! He's a man with a plan: Punch crime in it's fucking face!

Lieutenant McGillicutty, Officer Bitchfist, and a mystery woman!

Jerry's in a federal penitentiary, and he is not too happy about it.

Longfellow is a veteran bike cop. Today he gets a new partner.

Meet the OTHER Rookie.

McGillicutty's brother comes to town.

The Cocksucker Police Department has a new recruit.

This is a P.S.A. about bullying.

Convention Special 2013

Prostitutes, gym rats, and meth heads! Oh my!

Bum Fights!

Who let the dogs out?

Convention Special 2014

Grandma's packing more than butterscotch candy in her purse.

Heroes get remembered, but bitches never die.

Don't trust prostitutes! THEY WILL FUCK YOU!

Married to the mob? Not fucking likely!

Bitchfist gets a prostate exam.

Mr. Ziti has his sights on ending Bitchfist's fucking life.

How come you taste so good?

The one that started it all. Bitchfist has to defuse a bomb and shit.

Halloween Special

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. A bunch of fucking times.

Meet Bitchfist's daughter! She's a total fucking cunt!